Whenever you think trash, you think rubbish, garbage, stuff you throw out, but you never think of it as alive and breathing, do you?
Well, think again, as scientists have created a new, exciting, but incredibly disturbing kind of trash. “What makes this trash disturbing?” you may ask. Well, that’s because it’s definitely not the kind of trash you’re thinking of.
This trash is, terrifyingly, a human. A human referred to as Millicent Penn.
Millicent Penn is a trash-human hybrid designed for an experiment to test out the population’s tolerance levels by doing multiple things that make even the most laid-back of people tense and irritated, such as spouting complete and utter crap from her mouth, never shutting up about matters people don’t care about, incessantly makes the worst puns, and just generally existing. It’s only a matter of time before she will annoy everybody around her, let’s just see how long it takes until someone snaps.