Tiny Tim at it again..

Tiny Tim Worsley was yesterday arrested again in the early hours of the morning in the white Hart area of gosport.
Police were baffled to find tiny Tim with a pair of women’s panties on his bald head and a hold all type bag he was carrying stuffed full of them.
Later sergeant g.ussett revealed that the vile tiny Tim had indeed been been stealing the panties in order to perform some sad depraved act whilst all alone in his garden shed.
One local resident commented that she thanks the local pantie squad from the bottom of her heart as she was having to spend some £40 per month on new panties and at 78 years old was worried that her pension would not stretch that far.
I’m all some 2000 pairs of stolen panties were found in tiny Tim’s shed the police have named the knickers box.
Unfortunately they cannot be returned to their rightful owners as they are heavily soiled.
Tiny Tim has subsiquently been banned from keeping any sheds in the future.