Facing charges ironically issued in a new bill written by her father, Skyler Lyons was arrested after complaints were received by Tewksbury Police while she was working at Hanoi Handjob Spa on Main Street. She has been arraigned on charges of being Super Gay and FD felony charges of Administering Handjobs for a Fee (felony charges indicate a quantity of over ten billion handjobs). When asked for a statement, Skylar’s mother Bernadette said, “I refuse to call him that name, but yes that’s Tyler and he is super duper gay. I will pray for him… I mean, her… I guess.”
Transgender Woman Arrested Under New “Super Gay” Law
