Tree Bark: It’s What’s For Dinner

Scientists in Saskatchewan just discovered that bark from the rare Teapot Tree profoundly increases IQ. This far the only problem scientists have found in using the bark to increased IQ is that the bark cannot be harvested from the tree. All persons interested in using the bark must seek out the Teapot Tree and chew the bark directly from the trunk. To date the only location found where the Teapot Tree grows is in Neverland.