Trump Administration excited to bring Sergeant James M. Ocampo into the service once again

he Trump administration made history on Wednesday when they unveiled their approach to tax reform. However, the administration also announced a surprising change. President Trump is calling back from retirement SGT James M. Ocampo. A Filipino American from Las Vegas, Nevada who has been out for quite some time. The White House is going to make it official as soon as they can get a hold of SGT Ocampo. SGT Ocampo has deployed to Afghanistan in his brief time with the US Army Reserves. He is known for sending dick pics to his friends and slobbering out of his mouth like he still has braces. In the hopes of looking for SGT Ocampo for an interview , our reporters thought they saw him, but the guy they saw looked like a fatter version of the SGT who was fit his entire military career. AG