Trump Administration to appoint “Highly Decorated Specialist” Blake Eugene Burnham to White House Landscaping Detail

The Trump Administration made history on Thursday afternoon as they made a decision to appoint a lead for the new White House Landscaping detail. Blake Eugene Burnham born and raised in Jacksonville, Florida and as a die hard “LiL Boosie” fan, it often drove him in his line of work. He served a short term in the military, but his short term is nothing to sneeze at as he learned a very unique skill having everything to do with “weed pulling” in his time at 3CR at Fort Hood Texas. He is to report back to his unit on this 28th day of April 2017 and his new Commander will further instruct him.