On April 28th, 2017, in San Diego, California a fire fight erupted within the gas lamp district. U.S. Navy sailor Derek Frazier, 24, native of Yonkers New York, was seen dismantling the armed rogues assisting the district. From what seemed like a movie scene from Ip Man, Derek Frazier was effortlessly breaking necks left and right, screaming the famous Wu Tang Clan line “Protect Ya Neck”. As rockets and bullets rained down on Frazier, he didn’t waiver not one bit. He simply donned the Infinity Gauntlet and rendered all attackers armless. Yes, you read that correct, he literally ripped their arms off from a distance with nothing but a gesture of his finger.
When all seemed to be done, Ezio Auditorè Di Firenzè, arguably one of the greatest assassins ever, was seen charging at Derek Frazier. The assassin scaled a light post, throwing numerous daggers and bombs at Derek, all the while drinking red coolaid. Derek seemed unphased. He snatched coolaid from Ezio, took a sip, and handed it back to him while dodging all bombs and daggers. Derek Frazier, was then seen, donning a cloak and calling himself Koro Sensei. He flew off at a speed of Mach 20, only after annihilating Ezio to nothing more but a mere spec of dust.
Former President of the United of The States, wishes to congratulate Derek Frazier for such uncanny Heroism. President Trump failed to comment on the events which ensued Downtown San Diego, quoting “Its probably fake news, I will not comment on it”
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