UFO Decapitates Small Town Pet

Saturday April 1st, Shock and Awe comes to the quaint town of Xenia Illinois when the unexplainable happened.
Authorities report, smack between the hours of 12:30 pm and 5:30 am , a huge massive flying object swooped through the city and came within inches of the street surface. Local Man Donnie Brown, “I was in my driveway beating a rusty muffler of my sons Dodge/Ram truck,… It’s a work in progress…, when I saw it!” Eyewitnesses say the object was as big as a John Deere 9860 combine (larger that a truck) . The Marion County Sherrifs department employee ,that did not want to be mentioned by name,stated, “The feds were here within minutes, so something was going on, and as far as we’re concerned it is an ongoing investigation.” A sad note to all of this excitement was the sad ending to a little puppy named Lucky. Without being too graphic , the dog stood on his back legs to get a closer look at the oncoming UFO when they collided. Lucky was a wanderer locals say that played with all the kids in the town and would gladly eat what ever scraps were afforded him by the locals. We will keep an eye out for any updates. Services for Lucky have not bee finalized as of yet.