Unidentified Man Wanted For Booty Watching

Police are in the midst of an investigation for a man known only as “The Ass Connoisseur”. His true name is unknown at this point in time, but he has been spotted in the Delaware County area looking at girls with fat asses, particularly those of a lightskin pigmentation, along with a wagon. although he is not known to be dangerous at this time, be on the look out. He surely be looking at you….if you got a fat ass. At one point he accused a woman of wearing a thong, stating, “You got too much jiggle and not enough panty-line.”