Reports of a man running threw the streets naked screaming ” I’m a pretty little butterfly” came into fort plain P.D late Wednesday night,, Josh alden 30, of fort plain ny was found at a local play ground viciously masterbating singing “Patty cake Patty cake”. In order to stop the man police had to tase him at which point he ejaculated covering both officers in seamen. He’s pretty much fucked.
Upstate NY man arrested for public masterbation
