Valdosta High School signs Colin Kaepernick as Football coach

Colin Rand Kaepernick is an American football quarterback who is currently a free agent. Kaepernick played collegiate football at the University of Nevada where he was named the Western Athletic Offensive Player of the Year twice and was the Most Valuable Player of the 2008 Humanitarian Bowl. Kaepernick was selected by the San Francisco 49ers in the second round of the 2011 NFL Draft.

Kaepernick spent the first six years of his career with the 49ers. He has been a free agent since March after opting out of his contract in San Francisco and was in search of a new home for the 2017 season.

Colin has already purchased a home in the Valdosta area. The previous Cracker Barrel on Forrest has been purchased by Mr. K, as he will be known in the area. Mr. K plans on turning the facility into a training facility for the Wildcats. Mr. K. has filed paperwork and requests for the Wildcat franchise to be renamed and beginning with the new school year the team will be renamed according to the contract, “Whatever Colin Kaepernick chooses.” The new team name will be announced at the first game of the season in 2017.

Kaepernick signed a six-year contract with Valdosta High School, worth up to $126 million, including $54 million in potential guarantees with each National Title the team wins during his tenure as head coach.

Valdosta High School officials are excited to announce that with the new facility opening will be a new and exciting football program. Let’s all welcome our new coach, Colin Kaepernick, to the winningest football team in America!