Vegas Golfer Admits Cheating

Las Vegas resident Jeffrey Albanese, almost 60, has admitted to numerous infractions of the rules of golf after cell phone video emerged showing him removing a golf ball from behind a cactus and placing it on the edge of the fairway. When contacted at home, the former SCS multi-sport letterman said “hey, when it comes to the foot wedge, I’m ambidextrous”. Albanese also came clean about placing a fake “long distance ball” made of compressed chalk on a tee for his friend Tim Ross. When Ross hit the phony ball it exploded in a cloud of white dust, causing Albanese and Vern Kokosa to fall to the ground laughing.