Virgin Mary Statue Floats During Mass in New Orleans

A six foot tall Virgin Mary statue was seen by hundreds of parishoners floating in midair Sunday at St Louis Cathedral in New Orleans. “It was hoverin’, then took off like the flyin’ nun!” says George Rimbaud, a poet and parishoner of St. Louis. Unfortunately, it landed on an altar boy. Thankfully, the boy sufferred no injuries, but refuses to say his Hail Mary’s for fear of another attack.