Wanted: 25 Year-Old Woman of the South Bay area

A 25 year-old woman known as “Anna” from Redondo Beach, CA is wanted for stealing 24 year-old, Akoni Shit Cruise’s heart and soul. She is armed and dangerous with attitude and a sharp tongue, her Honda Civic can be found with a collection of dust and there are cracks on her right side mirror.

Statement from Akoni Shit Cruise:
“I try my best to forget about her, but it doesn’t work. I can’t. I’m stuck. I can’t breathe or act okay and I’m so unstable as it is but she’s addicted. I’m stupid and made so many mistakes. I just want her caught.”

Anna stands not very tall and is a frequent visitor of Nordstrom Rack and/or Forever 21. If spotted, please stay away and alert authorities because you do not want to deal with the psycho Shit Cruise. Both of them are insane.