A warrant for the arrest of 20 year old Brett Guay has been issued in the Pendleton area. Sources say he had been involved in numerous cases surrounding a homosexual underground molestation ring. The 20 year old was apparently spotted arriving and leaving the Country Cottage restaurant in Pendleton which has been under investigation for being a front for this gay-rape dungeon. Local officials said “This individual needs to be apprehended. For the safety of my butthole, and the safety of my children’s butthole”. Authorities can neither confirm nor deny that Guay is still in the Pendleton area as he has not returned to the sex dungeon in weeks but Police say “You can bet that we will not let this sick, twisted, rapey individual walk free. You can bet on that”.
Warrant for the Areest of Local Pendleton Man
