Waynesboro man attacked by herd of midgets

While mowing grass unknown victim was attacked by a gang of midgets known in the waynesboro area as ” wish i could reach things”….. the known leader of the midgets” shorty is desribed as male… short hair ….height 3’9″ was last seen driving a barbie power wheel…. they stole the victims beer and freeze pops…. if you have any information on their where abouts contact local police do not attempt to approach or apprehend…. they are hard to get ahold of

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