Where Them Mollies At

In the small town if Saint Joseph LA today. A local pro football hall of fame running back was was spotted sleeping on the back of the town garbage truck as it was moving. At the time we tried contacting the casino tycoon Sir Thomas Williams but he declined the interview stating he had to polish the rims on his beamer. We caught up with the leading tecmo bowl rusher to see why he decided to retire from football. He stated that the league busts him for eating raw noodles gaining large amounts of amino acids. After contacting his Mollie supplier Percy Jackson aka Riding Mower Assassin he claimed bud been traumatize since Ferriday came down and all the bottles in the ditches were smashed in Hancock st. A gofundme page is being set up for a bus ticket to Houston as we speak.