Where Will Mr. Morris’ Chair Go When He Dies?

According to our sources, this has been a matter for debate over the course of the year, and with the information still to be released, it is unknown what will happen to Taft Union High School teacher Wesley Morris’ chair after he leaves the worlds physical plane to shoot targets and terrorists in the great unknown that is the afterlife.
This chair has been there to support the U.S. History teacher throughout the years and has never ceased to provide comfort to his reclined composure during his classes. Equipped with wheels and a comfortable structure, this chair is an item that will be fought for as soon as it hits the market.
The station already has a bid of $58,000 on this high class item and will continue to fight for it as long as necessary to proclaim this chair as ours. We at the station have been in high demand for chairs of this fortitude. As a message to all competitor news stations gunning for this chair, “We will get this chair, even if it closes our station.”
This has been, a pointless article on the chair of Mr. Morris.