White Trash Biker Heathen Arrested

Earlier this evening police were called to The Crossing Bar and Grill on Hacks Cross in Olive Branch, Mississippi with a disturbance of a man doing the helicopter in front of many bikers.
Micheal Melton, 37, of Olive Branch has been arrested for pulling out his manhood and making it go in circles like a helicopter. He is being held in DeSoto County jail on a $1,500 fine.
More information will be on the 10 o’clock news.