Whitehall born man, John Augustine found to have secret background, family is shocked!!!

A local man from Catasauqua, born and raised in small town Stiles, has shocked his family and friends. John Augustine has been found to be the “actual” Batman! His mask and tights were found o his living room couch after a night of mischief.
His wife stated, “We knew John was an amazing man, a carpenter, an electrician, a plumber, a welder, and as everyone knows the best damn fisherman in the entire world, now we know why…..He’s BATMAN!”