Wife finally has enough of husband’s shenanigans with his orange colored tractor whore

After several attempts to reason with her husband and “marriage counseling”, wife goes crazy and destroys husband’s other woman….the tractor suffered numerous injuries including:broken hydraulic lines, seat tears, and total mutilation of the tractor… She said that ” whore” had it coming to her… The wife is currently being held on $20,000 bail & must undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Services for the husband’s “mistress” will be on Tuesday @ 11am with interment to follow at the Albany County Landfill. Donations in lieu of flowers can be made to “Billy’s new bitch fund” c/o Kubota financing.