The man they call ‘Wheels’ and ‘Tiny Dancer’ has made one of the biggest blunders in the history of instagram. Like a slow car crash, one by one of his lovely ladies received the same message as a group. Witnesses said the fireworks only started there, as the ladies all have assembled and began their own group entitled John Tucker Must Die.
Brother of Wilder, Wyatt commented ‘This will go down in the books folks, you’re seeing a legend fall from the throne here.’
This will no doubt be a huge blow to his sponsors Trojan and Valtrex who both just signed the former men’s beer league leading point getter to a four year deal.
See how this one plays out.