Woman arrested for naked midget trampoline circus

Late Thursday night at around 11:45 pm Tiffany Sherese Turner , old af , was caught putting baby oil and marinara sauce on the left ass cheek of a 46 year old Russian yoga bank robber. The ring leader stated that ” she wasn’t doing coke or anything so wtfrench toast ” authorities say Tiffany also known as ” lil loose neck Nancy ” has another job twittling thumbs in the booty holes of men over 300 lbs. Charges have yet been filed for that.