Woman Gone Rogue

Attention all parents and children! This is a PSA!! This woman suffers from a condition know as “mom-mom-mom-mom-mom” and will snap at any moment. Unfortunately she has escaped from her previous enclosure and is now running the streets of Grand Island as we speak. Has been known to carry a chancla and uses the phrase “powpow” as a line of defense. Lock all windows and doors and don’t let your children play alone. Do not, I repeat DO NOT approach this woman without caution. Has been known to accept Mtn Dew Kick Starts as a token of kindness from others. Be cautious none the less… Signs to keep your distance include but are not limited to – dark circle under her eyes, hair messy, clothes not matching. Approach at your own risk. You have been warned.