Woman Gone Rogue

Attention all parents and children! This is a PSA!! I his woman suffers from a condition know as “mom-mom-mom-mom-mom” and will snap at any moment. Has been known to carry a chancla and uses the phrase “powpow” as a line of defense. Do not, I repeat DO NOT approach this woman without caution. Has been known to accept Mtn Dew Kick Starts as a token of kindness from others. Be cautious none the less… Signs to keep your distance include but are not limited to – dark circle under her eyes, hair messy, clothes not matching. Approach at your own risk. You have been warned.