A local man was knocked unconscious tonight during a social event. Reports are that he attempted to assault another party goer even though she repeatedly refused his advances.
Eye witnesses say that the man seemed to be asleep after the blow and that his dose lasted for upward of five minutes. The family and friends of the abused woman seemed unapologetic and one even seemed quite amused.
Please be on the lookout men. No means no. If you see this woman and she says no, Run!