Local authorities report that a woman with medium length brown hair, about 5’11” with blues eyes entered the Lions Den sex shop and ran out with multiple vibrators and lube. Employees tried stopping the lady, but she started swinging at them with the toys and ran out screaming, “This turkey isn’t going to baste itself!” If anyone knows this woman or her whereabouts, please contact the Marion, Illinois police Department.
Woman wanted for steeling items out of local sex store
