O’Fallon Missouri– April 29, 2017
In an arranged stunt this morning a St Louis metro area woman in her early 40s set out to prove what she had always suspected — if you stand on a toilet you will indeed be high on pot.
She was able to accomplish this at a friends home with a larger bathroom so that lookers on could see for themselves. Channel 45 News was one of few Fake News services invited to the spectacle.
“I could not believe how high i was; I was almost afraid to come down. That’s why I sat there for a while in a crouched position; I wasn’t nearly as high like that,” said Mary Jane Hempstickle.
When Ms. Jane finally came down she instantly reported that she was not high on pot any more. One could easily perceive the instant change.
Hempstickle reported that her husband soon is going to see if he feels cocky with holes in his jean pockets, run down when standing in front of moving vehicles, and exhausted at the rear of stationary running vehicles. Neighbors say the couple is known for their adrenaline seeking behaviors.