Woodriver: 20 year old male found jerking off in McDonald’s drive through

Early yesterday morning, (Thursday, April 27th, 9:37am) a young male by the name of, “Donnie Meadows” was caught on film by a drove thru camera “pumping that sucker up”. After the leaked footage got to the police that busted down his door and fucked him up. We later got a chance to interview this perv and ask what he was doing while his nuggets we’re being cooked and his response was, “pumping that sucker up”. There were no further questions and they hauled his ads off to jail.