Yearwood the Breeder

Legend has it, when God was teaching all Men the art of pulling out, Kriston missed the class because he thought it was important to get a beat from a red gyal in La Romain, this is how his first child was born.
Like father Abraham, Kriston has many sons, rumor has it there’s even one in a street called “potato trace” that he isn’t claiming. Kriston however have no shame in the fact that he can’t “pull out of a pum pum” he was the first man in the world to bust a but inside a pussy that had no grip! Believe it or not!
Despite sowing many seeds all over the place, Kriston make sure and take care of his kids at all cost! (Except the one in La Romain that he’s not claiming) His friends recently started a fundraiser just so they can get enough money to send Kriston to a school abroad where he can learn and study the Art of “pulling out” (He really needs it)