A Columbus, Ohio family found to be from another planet.

Yesterday in Columbus a seemingly normal family was discovered to actually be of an alien race. Two adults along with three children were taken into custody by U.S. Marshals, then handed over to the C.I.A. after a routine traffic stop turned up evidence of their true nature. Columbus police officer Roy Anderson stopped a vehicle for making an illegal turn on the cities west side. After approaching the vehicle, the officer witnessed the driver shapeshift. “His whole physical appearance changed right before me. His skin tone, hair color and even it’s length changed in an instant.” says officer Anderson. The family actually complied with commands and was detained. A search of the vehicle revealed several “out of this world weapons” according to a spokeswoman for the U.S. Marshals office. “Several laser guns, a plasma gun and a device we believe to be used to control peoples minds was found in the trunk of the car. A search of the home by the F.B.I. also provided officials with some sort of time travel device. We believe the family are from the planet Mars, but also from about four thousand years in the future.” More details will be released after further interrogations.