Alex has been caught red handed by the police in the act with animals

Alex jacks has been caught red ended in a field stood behind a cow with his trousers round his ankles on a stool
Wen the police asked him y he did it
His reply was
It’s a weekly thing and I’m very surprised I ain’t been caught before now
Alex really regrets getting caught and was sentenced to six months in prison
And ordered to pay the farmer for the cow
Whitch now has been shot for having mad cows disease