Amateur Golfer In Hot Water.

An amateur golfer by the name of Trevor Hicks is on the run for allegedly taking a golf buggy off road while intoxicated. It is believed that Hicks was shouting “I’m the Champ” as he ploughed the buggy through the front of an Oxfam shop and made off with one pounds worth of goods. If any has any information on this so called “Champ” please dial 0800 10 10 10, that’s 0800 WON NOTHING WON NOTHING WON NOTHING.