An alien chased around Merced by police officers takes a twisting turn…

A Merced woman, Jaelynn Mitchell, claims to have seen an alien at the Merced Applegate park today at 3:30pm. She alerted the authorities, who surely thought she was insane. After realizing that her story was true, they began to chase the alien. The alien suspect took off on foot into the nearest alley way trying not to get caught by the Merced police’s giant net. The alien was able to escape into it’s medium sized spaceship when it allegedly taunted the police officers by sticking out its tongue and saying “na, na, boo, boo.” Officer Breanne Mitchell states that “The alien may be a threat and that if you spot it, please do not try and catch it but to instead call Ghost Busters.”