Attack of the Trouser Snake

Today 3 women were attacked in Middle Village by a Trouser Snake.. Reports are coming in that a man who goes by the name of “Dud” was running around Juniper Valley Park releasing the trouser snake in many different areas of the park while on lookers were screaming please put your trouser snake where it belongs. Allgedly all victims of the Trouser snake happen to be Mets Fans