Bournemouth man faces up to 10 years in prison

A Bournemouth man known to many as sexy Shane *aka* Shane singer is looking at facing up to 10 years in prison for the crime of loving himself too much.
Shane singer takes too many selfies, trout pouts with his filler injected lips, will look at himself in any reflective surface including shop windows and twerks far more than the average person should.
He was first noticed by police back in 2015 when he twerked in a public place resulting in an elderly woman being hospitalised and treated for bleeding from her eyes.
He is currently on the run from these awful offences.
If you do see him or know of his whereabouts please contact your local authorities.
DO NOT approach this man!
He is armed dangerous and could knock you out with one twerk.