Bournemouth man is looking at facing 10 years in prison

A Bournemouth man known to many as ‘sexy Shane’ aka Shane Singer is looking at facing up to 10 years in prison.
His crime is loving himself too much.
This man takes countless selfies, looks at himself in all kinds of reflective surfaces (including shop windows) and trout pouts with his filler lips more than the average person should. He was first noticed by police back in 2015 when he twerked in a public place resulting in an elderly woman being rushed to hospital where she was treated for her bleeding eyes.
Shane singer is currently on the run from these awful offences. If you do see him or know of his whereabouts please call your local station.
DO NOT approach him! He is armed, dangerous and could knock you out with his big twerking butt.