Boys looking to date daddies little girls

The state of Texas has passed a bill that will allow fathers of daughters to put the fear into boys wanting to date their daughters. Fathers are getting fed up with these boys bring their daughters home late and decide to let the dads do something about it. The state has said you can use any means you need to get these boys to understand how to read a clock by looking at shotgun shells. They have said shotgun shells have done wonders on helping boys understand how a clock works. So if you have a problem with a boy bring your daughter home late all you have to do is show him the shell in its special housing. They will understand faster than any GTO can go. This is just a helpful message from a father with daughters.