BREAKING NEWS: Global Council of Sports Officially Rules that the WNBA is not an Actual Sport.

With an unanimous vote on Friday night, the Global Council of Sports (GCS) officially declared that the WNBA, the professional women’s basketball league in the United States, is no longer considered a sport. Instead, it shall henceforth be considered as a “hobby” or “leisurely activity.” WNBA Comissioner Richard Cheney was not available for comment on the matter.