* Breaking news * local duanesburgh man caught getting it on with his goat.

Neighbors report : they knew he was very close with his animals but little did they know what was taking place in the residents backyard. When the aspa arrived after numerous anonymous reports stretching out over a months time ,31 year old lathan Lee was found in a hidden room with his goat , named Billy and what was seen was something that would be out of a fifty shades of darker novel . the poor animal tied and bound with a” gagball ” restraint over the animals mussel among further details we cannot mention . when questioned Lee remarked that Billy has not been eating for weeks and he needed his source of protein and he loves all animals and creatures of this earth. Reporting for you Casey cockiteer.