BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP RESIGNS!

March 15th 2017 9:07am
This morning, President Trump shocked the world by announcing his immediate resignation.
During today’s 9:00am press briefing, a frustrated Trump abruptly ended probing questions from the press, stood up and yelled “Fuck politics! I’m going back to business!”, and left the room.

Best of luck in your future endeavors Mr. Trump.

CF