British Chef invents zero calorie cheese cale

British Chef and former secret lover of Beyoncรฉ Knowles, Kerry Washington and Meghan Markle has released the recipe for zero calorie cheese cake. Ingredients include yummy yummy cheese strings melted with Stilton flavoured petits filous yoghurt and topped with sarsaparilla and mango slices.

For the cheese cake to become zero calorie, it needs to be washed down with a pint of ice cold cow foot soup.