Bryan Ondercin to open for Winger on upcoming tour

In a strange turn of events, local rockstar Bryan Ondercin completely gave up dark metal for the opportunity to open up for Winger at the Token Lounge, December 2nd. Clearly ignoring the past, Bryan stated “I’ve always been a fan of Winger, Kix….anyone that used hairspray really.”

Sources such as Tom Anderson stated “Whell, there was question when Bryan shaved his head. I’m just glad he’s using propane as a sponsor.”

Bryan has also stated he’s never seen Beavis and Butt-head. It appears that there is overwhelming evidence to prove otherwise, but hey, we’ll let him have this one. 80’s metal needs all the help it can get!

– by Stewart Stevenson

Highland news.