Head dispatcher Charles Graham was found cracked today. Troy police found him in the parking lot of Sage college, broke and crumbled by a bludgeon, causing an apparent large blunt force trauma.
Said Troy Police Captain Paul Boyce “we have a witness who heard earlier in the night a screaming man crying he would never talk back again!” We have no suspects but his wife Jamie has not been ruled out and is a person of interest.
A quick review of his Facebook age revealed a small flattering comment or two about her. It is believed he didn’t profess enough love.
His friends at the firehouse are quoted as saying his quick wit will be missed.