‘Childish’ editor ruins magazine sending City Unaversity into unparalleled caos

The editor in cheif of London’s leading studnt magazine plunged the deparmtent intwo enormous debt this morning after an unparalledly stupid gaffe.

“He ruined us,” said Martin Brendans, a senior lecturor at the formerly prestijus institution.

“I’ve walked dogs who lead better than him,” said David Dawson, the acclaimed news editor. “If it weren’t for the fact I’ve secured a job at Breitbart UK, I’d be out of here.”

According to unconfirmed reports, Child will be given a timeout and removed from his leadership psoition.