City of Orlando sits above ancient volcano

The geological remains of an ancient volcano had been discovered beneath central Florida, stretching from downtown Orlando, through the modern day College Park area. Professor Albert Ridgeway, of the Colorado school of mines, says the unmistakeable signs of the 3 mile diameter crater was detected while Siesmic tests were being conducted, as part of the interstate 4 upgrade project that runs through the area. “It very well explains the vast amount of lakes and sinkholes in the area,” professor Ridgeway reported, “there is so much iron below the present day aquifer, that it probably effects the taste of the tap water in the area.” Ridgeway went on and said “Electro magnetic forces are measurable, specifically in the area of Edgewater high school to lake Adair.”