A man was yesterday arrested and subsequently deported from Kowloon for allegedly defecating in a public area. Kevin Chu of London, England was found blowing his blurter on a busy Friday afternoon outside La Scala sharkfin soup restaurant.
Chu remonstrated “I was desperate man, when in Rome, innit, knoworramean?” Police arrested Chu and he is said to be on his way back to Bangkok, possibly to commit more disgusting acts.
Police are said to be examining reports of further public human defecation in the area.