Colostomy bags attacking patients

Panic and chaos erupted today at Jewish hospital in Louisville Ky. Witnesses and hospital employees reported what would be anyone’s worse nightmare: Shit literally hitting a fan. As patients screamed in horrtor their colostomy bags started violently gyrating as if they were having seizures. Several patient bags ripped off their bodies and hit the walls. Police are there now investigating how the shit went down. More news to come aa this syory further develops.