COMMUNITY COLLEGE OFFERS EXCITING NEW POLICING PROGRAM!

In a move to increase low student enrollments the College Police Science Division students and Police Officers will offer a “Rent a Cop program! For a small donation our Law Enforcement Students and College Police will be rented out to supply escorts in crime ridden Kankakee and even do grocery shopping for local Senior Citizens! Deputy Supreme Commander T.Springboard will head the program. He was quoted as saying, “We dont have anything in the way of Police work at the college and while watching old Mayberry reruns during our training days we decided this is a program that my hero Barney Fife would be proud of!”Students and Police will even respond to the call in a Mayberry style Police unit! Call today for your very own Rent a Cop!