Congress passes ordinance on Kazoo players

They say they are an insult toward real musicians! Representatives from California along with a few from Ontario, and ministers from Paris have put forth legislation designed to curb Kazoo players from public assemblies. The Vatican has also weighed in by saying that Kazoos are now banned from St. Peters and all players will be excommunicated if found playing during holy communion. “We will not tolerate this affront to our senses by allowing kazoos to screech off key during service” said Father Cletus, head of the Clarinets of Our Lady of the Holly Holy. In other news, protests of unfair treatment have been held by 4 members of the Kazoo Klub in Berlin.